Hey...i know you all are stressed out from all the school work so here is the funniest story that i find inside my English textbook...haha...

It's Saturday morning. Bob is just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.

" Hello," says a little girl's voice.
" Hi, honey, it's Daddy,' says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
" No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, " But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Yes, i do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom woth Mommy!"
"Okay, then. This is what i want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car has just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, i did what you said, Daddy."
"And what was the result?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming; then she tripped over the rug and fell down the front steps and she's just lying there. I think she's dead."
"Oh my God! And what was the reaction of Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, and then he was all scared and so he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. He must have forgotten that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and is just lying there, not moving. He may be dead, too."
There was a long pause, then Bob says," Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?

LOL.......................................................................